Recently, I was on a journey, selling my slaves. Upon reaching the gates of Midgarrd, the guards denied my passage into the city. I was shocked! I asked to speak to an old associate of mine, their Ubar, Almighty Overlord. The guards promptly advised me that the Ubar refuses to speak to or allow me entry into their city.
I was puzzled and stunned! I asked what my crimes had been; what could have possibly warranted my outright banishment from the city of Midgaard? The man chuckled and said, "He is frightened of you." "Frightened of me?" I asked. The guard laughed even more. My boiling point had nearly reached its peak. He proceeded to tell me that it was feared that I would steal the Ubar's slaves.
As a reputable slave trader, I was completely shocked at the accusations! It violates logical business sense, to steal slaves. The guard said, "maybe Almighty is scared his slaves will run away from him if he allows them in the presence of a true Gorean Master."I shook my head in disbelief.
I have been convicted of a crime that I am not guilty of, all because a boy Ubar is afraid he can't keep his own slaves in line.
So in passing, I am putting a Gorean bounty on my boy Almighty Overlord's neck. The reward will be one copper tarsk! As you can see, he is a dishonorable man. In fact, he is not even a man and will take ample time to train to even be a semblence of a slave.
Secondly, I am offering a 15 gold tarn reward for the capturing, collaring, and public display in Port Cos of Autumn Klees . She must be held for one hour in my presence for public display naked on her knees and collared. I want her to feel the the touch of a real gorean man or even just a real man. Since I have been convicted of crimes I didnt commit I might as well have fun now committing some.
I was puzzled and stunned! I asked what my crimes had been; what could have possibly warranted my outright banishment from the city of Midgaard? The man chuckled and said, "He is frightened of you." "Frightened of me?" I asked. The guard laughed even more. My boiling point had nearly reached its peak. He proceeded to tell me that it was feared that I would steal the Ubar's slaves.
As a reputable slave trader, I was completely shocked at the accusations! It violates logical business sense, to steal slaves. The guard said, "maybe Almighty is scared his slaves will run away from him if he allows them in the presence of a true Gorean Master."I shook my head in disbelief.
I have been convicted of a crime that I am not guilty of, all because a boy Ubar is afraid he can't keep his own slaves in line.
So in passing, I am putting a Gorean bounty on my boy Almighty Overlord's neck. The reward will be one copper tarsk! As you can see, he is a dishonorable man. In fact, he is not even a man and will take ample time to train to even be a semblence of a slave.
Secondly, I am offering a 15 gold tarn reward for the capturing, collaring, and public display in Port Cos of Autumn Klees . She must be held for one hour in my presence for public display naked on her knees and collared. I want her to feel the the touch of a real gorean man or even just a real man. Since I have been convicted of crimes I didnt commit I might as well have fun now committing some.
